yeaaaah told ya us kiwis would win the rowing.

double skulls yeh. (ok tiny country lots of pride, yeh we rock)

Brilliant, Verne!

Wish I'd had your sense of humour on tx

Steff xx

Hep C Olympics Opening Ceremony

If anyone missed it the Opening Ceremony was awesome. Many Counties represented. The entry procession was more of a shuffle then a march. Some werent even on a team but thought this was the line for the bathroom. Were not entirely sure about the musical choice but Leonard Cohens Closing Time did provide a snappy beat.

As part of the finale, numerous flame shooting syringes rose together to form one flaming pyre. Images of a burning Dragon could be seen in the flames.  Nora Waterson performed Jerry Garcias Black Muddy River and was a fitting tribute to the games.

 Quite a few folks have medaled so far. To make the games more interesting we have added a few more events.

 Scratch (but dont sniff); which includes resisting, pretending not to and using garden rakes.

 Recall: none, partial, relying on others and time delayed.

Water Sports will include bloated and constantly peeing

Unfortunately after the incident four years ago (which became a politically incorrect misinterpretation); the Broad Jump event has been cancelled.

 We are still interested in more suggestions for sporting events

London Olympic Update: Patty and Selma Bouvier pull ahead of the Winklevoss twins to win the gold in the sport of Cuckoo Twins Rowing.

hee hee hee. smiling

I am 23 days into the post Marathon celebration--still don't know if I won or not but it sure nice to have stopped running. And by the way --I did metal in blank stares 

Thanks for the laugh!

I'm 26.2 weeks into the "Up & Down Days" Marathon

i want to be a late entrant in the 'dont give a rats ass' and 'procrastinating' comps......

but i cant be bothered.

bahahahaha

hahaha... Jill I love your 'Resist the Urge to Scratch' endurance competition idea!! I've been doing good with that one today :) don't know if I'd win the Gold though!!

If I was still on tx I`d have definitely won a medal in the Hopping Mad event! 

Have a good weekend, folks, take it easy.  ~  Jill xx

Just love that sense of humour of yours!

Steff xx

Great stuff! I'm a medal winner in the Stares event for sure.

Can I also enter the Attitude Adjustment 10k? ( sponsored by Ribiviran of course ) One of my favortie events.

Have a great day everybody!

hahaha javelin. yeh. me too. im a runner for nz for that one. hee hee

Vern, Don't lose that SOH!

Put me down for the Weightlifting, 75-80 Kg Division. Ater 19 weeks of intensive training, up to 8 hours a day, I find I can lift BOTH TV remotes with one hand, without puffing. Fatigue may be an issue, as we have 8 new dedicated Olympic channels.

Also put me down for the Javelin. I have become good at throwing darts.

12Step Guy wrote:

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Stares: this is a visual event that includes Blank, Fixed and Long Distance.

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 I've been training in this catagory, should make a decent showing here.

52Baddog, I've been on Incivek for 5 weeks now, still detectable. Hoping that the 8 week test is better. But my viral load has dropped.

Hi 12 step guy: 

Are u undetcted aftwe being on incevek?

Hysterical! 

Wish I could think of a catagory to add but my brain fog has yet to lift!  That's it! Fog lifting...with all our strength combined, we might be able to compete!

Love this, thanks for brightening a dark day:) 

Vern-this is brilliant, absolutely hilarious!!!  

Thanks..LOVE reading these...

Hugs

Hxxx

And how about the `Resist the Urge to Scratch` endurance competition, the one who goes the longest without giving in will be thrown overboard into the icy sea for instant relief...

This is so funny Vern, you`ve given us all such a good laugh! 

you forgot the 'napping' and ''snoozing' comps. i would do great at that.

we all have a person shaped imprint on our couches. ah hah, couch sculpturing. yeh. thats the one. :)

aaaaand representing new zealand, its the lil kiwi, comin up the rear, she aims, she shoots, she...... , oh wait, shes puffin on her inhaler and havin a wee nap...ok now to commercial break. bahahahaha

So,  JoAnneh are you going to go for Gold?

Hep_C treatment Olympics

 Five weeks into the journey and still sailing toward the Horn of Pegasys the S.S. Incivek is planning its own Olympic events.

 All are welcome to compete, current, past, future, Rx folk, friends and family! Here are just some of the competition categories, suggests are welcome for additional events

Hurling: this event will be judged on distance, quantity, texture and artistist expression.

Trots and Runs; 25, 50, 100 and 400 meter events between restrooms, heads, port-a-potties and Loos.

Stares: this is a visual event that includes Blank, Fixed and Long Distance.

Fat and Butter Sculpturing / combined with a competitive eating contest: this event will precede the Hurling event.

Climbing: Novice and Advanced categories involving one set of stairs (novice have a 10 minute limit) Advance have a 15 minute limit)

Weight lifting: this competition will consist of testing ones ability to dislodge themselves from over-stuffed and reclined chairs and sofas.  

Sponsored by Pegasys, Ribivirin, Boceprevir and Telaprevir

hahahaha..here  bauhaus representing the Netherlands on the categories weight lifting and fat and butter sculpturing....going for gold for the first time on his hep c Olympics,this atlete as his mind on a medal!!! his doctor and trainer actualy think he will make a chance on the 48 weeks marathon.....who knows? fingers cross...